Here's something I dug up the other day...

MULAN

Somewhere in the Chinese Dynasty,
Mulan, wed, was to be.
She was given a lucky bug,
Who decided to bathe in a coffee mug.
The lady was a pain,
So Mulan brought the Fa family to shame.
The Huns invaded her land,
They had many a big man.
Shan-Yu, the leader was he,
Drank a lot of tea, or was it coffee?
Evil deeds did this man,
For which many a man did hang.
The Chinese Emperor,
Sent a messenger.
Choosing from each house,
A man and his lucky mouse.
So Mulan decided to go,
But she let no one know.
For this was her life’s quest,
And she would do her best.
Mushu, the dragon lizard,
Who, indeed, was a wizard.
Awoke the ancestors with a gong,
Thankfully nothing went wrong.
He went to wake the great stone dragon,
Who unceremoniously crumbled beneath him.
He lifted it’s head,
And this is what he said:
It is I, the great stone dragon…
Did I mention I was the great stone dragon?
He went after Mulan,
By following the tracks of Khan (her horse)
To make a long story short,
She entered the fort.
A “hero” became she,
And took a liking to he.
And who is “he” you ask?
He was Chang Lee, who had a great task.
He dragged his bunch of lazy bums,
And supposedly defeated some Huns.
When they found “Ping” (Mulan) was a she,
They left her there immediately.
But to her surprise,
Right in front of her eyes,
The Huns popped out of the snow…like daises!
But to warn the others seemed crazy.
‘cuz she was jus too lazy.
To get to the point,
She popped by the local joint.
In the end the Huns were defeated,
And her name in history books was read.

Rina, Amos, Davey and Mari…..1998 (I think)