I am this month's loser...
I am turning TWENTY THREE this month, only highlight is that Thaddeus and I get to celebrate together...possibly on the road. Calvin has graciously elusified himself and gone to the FDTP for my birthday, we won't be speaking to him again.
Miguel: I'm going to give her a saucy spanking.
Leini: I have the runs, give me a moment...i'll be right back after this short break.
Jon: I'll make you a mean lemon cookie. (suddenly I don't feel so bad that calvin stabbed himself in the leg trying to get one of my cookies off the plate)
Juel: I'm Gowing to gwive you a ballewina class. I just have to call matthew, you know who maffwew is? maffew's my boyfwend, jon's my uncule, i love jon.
It's gonna be a GREAT birthday.
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hey rini....success is a choice not a chance....you're not a loser rini. just in an inopportune situation. heh. happy birthday reens. hope you have lots of fun at least. oh, amos informed me today i have no self-respect because i eat too much fat. hmm. reen i need you around so amos stops picking on me. he'll never pick on claire because she cleans his room & covers him at night, and trisha is tall & has a cool straightener=not as fat and ugly as us. is he forgetting when i was forced to shower him/ give him school/ play cricket extensively with him? heh. please come. love you reen.
Oh yeah, I remember the shower scrub-downs! Well, claire is the closet perv who looks at him when he sleeps (claire this is not aimed at you). Max, look, we'll come up with an idea to steal trisha's straightener (I know where she'll be for the whole of July!) then, we'll sabotage amos's job interview and starve ourselves till we look like twiggy and the world will be our oyster! (now do you see why it's so much better being us? imagine being daphne and delphina!)I love you Samni and besides, you have Arwen (I've also devised a cunning plan to steal her but why am i telling you that?) I should go now...
Cricket? Never heard of it.
How i miss those showers tho..
Trisha? Why would i like her? What has she?
a. nothing
b. nothing
c. all of the above
Well, we have a new family pervert! Amos, get a girlfriend before you get us worried about your sexual preferrences (or the fact that you could be the antichrist cuz he's not gonna love women)
ooh. family conference!these are essentially much easier to comment on than the poetry rina, no offense.
people don't say mean things to me coz they're afraid i'm going to cry... and i'm damn good at it too! (then whatever will they do??)
i have some lovely photo's of amos and his cricket bat...and cricket cake...and cricket cap...
and trisha took her straightener WITH HER for the month of july. ha.
but max, you're an amazing person, so i can't imagine why you would think ill of yourself? huh.
i also stopped covering amos back in 1942!
p.s. Happy birthday Rina. I love cancarians!
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